I made this after watching the new Daily Show tonight.
David Caruso’s one-liners in CSI Miami.
This will make your day. I’m sure of it. Reblog with your favourite quote.
I wish he would read me a story every night before bed.
Radiohead 15 Step Overdub. Hilarious.
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you."
"I don’t do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I’m not expecting it."
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Dylan Moran (via eightylines)
lawlz.
100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Thanks for ruining our run of Comments that were Nice and well-thought out even though were of the opposite opinion.
